of buffoons

There is a breed of incompetent buffoons, and all i can offer them is sheer contempt. Pardon my taking the pedestal, but my generosity has a limit.

Fools, nerds, idiots, rascals; i can tolerate them all, honestly, even respect them, especially the rascals, but them incompetent buffoons just make me go silent.

That's how i behave when i loose it, i go completely silent.

Lets show you a typical conversation -

Normal - "Says something"

Buffoon - "Mumble mumble mumble" (looking vaguely at some distant leaf on a distant tree, not present on the stage)

N - "Pardon"

B - "Mmmumble, mmble"

N - "Yeah, right, then what?"

B - "Ahem, mummbble!"

the length of this conversation is a function of your patience, the ambient temperature, the relative humidity and fate.

Next we'll discuss the 'long hair - i take myself seriously - i am creative' sub classification of the buffoon family. But that's for another day.