चंद तस्वीर-ए-बुतां, चंद हसीनों के खुतूत ?

Let us start with some Meer ...

दिल गया, रुसवा हुआ, आखिर को सौदा हो गया |
इस दो रोज़ा ज़ीस्त में, हमपर भी क्या क्या हो गया ||

इश्क़ करते हैं उस परी-सू से |
'मीर' साहब भी क्या दिवाने हैं?

मीरजी! राज़े इश्क़ होगा फाश |
चश्म हर लहजा मत पुरआब करो ||

...and now the नामौज़ू मिसराs


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and of course

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so essentially;

हम हुए तुम हुए की मीर हुए,
उनकी नज़रों के सब असीर हुए |