of buffoons

There is a breed of incompetent buffoons, and all i can offer them is sheer contempt. Pardon my taking the pedestal, but my generosity has a limit.

Fools, nerds, idiots, rascals; i can tolerate them all, honestly, even respect them, especially the rascals, but them incompetent buffoons just make me go silent.

That's how i behave when i loose it, i go completely silent.

Lets show you a typical conversation -

Normal - "Says something"

Buffoon - "Mumble mumble mumble" (looking vaguely at some distant leaf on a distant tree, not present on the stage)

N - "Pardon"

B - "Mmmumble, mmble"

N - "Yeah, right, then what?"

B - "Ahem, mummbble!"

the length of this conversation is a function of your patience, the ambient temperature, the relative humidity and fate.

Next we'll discuss the 'long hair - i take myself seriously - i am creative' sub classification of the buffoon family. But that's for another day.

a polite conversation

int: "The life of songs is alarmingly long"

log: "The length of the song determines it's life"

emo: "The song is life"

ref: "Song? Nah, never heard of it!"

The Return

बहुत मुशकिल है दुनिया का सवरना...

- Majaaz

It's a small village. My grandpa grew up there. It took me over two decades to discover it.

And I was almost begining to buy the "It's a global village out there" story!

Stories and more, there is hope, the children are an aware lot.

The politics of the republic!

Humour is the staple. Humour is the cure.

Unfortunately humour is also the malady!